News came in early this morning that '80s teen star Corey Haim is dead at age 38. The police were called to St. Joseph Hospital in Burbank around 4am this morning to look into the incident.

January 22, 2010 (The Independent Weekly) -- A father has been found guilty of the murder of a 15-year-old girl he met on a gothic vampire website. His son, who was also charged with murdering the girl, has been acquitted of all charges.

A 17-year old notified police that she was bitten on the neck following a screening of "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" last week. Turns out she "wasn't completely truthful" and has since recanted her story. What a twit.

Just in time for next Halloween, the website Urban Collector offers a pre-order of "Blood Energy Potion," which is described as "the world's first synthetic blood beverage. The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes.

The latest anti-aging craze from Europe involves injecting your face with your own blood. I kid you not. Some crackpot "cosmetic doctor" draws your blood, separates it into components, adds vitamins and amino acids, and then re-injects it into your face.